(IAD, Sunday morning, December 23, 1984): Vaulting from the tarmac onto a 7:30am flight from Washington to see the family for Christmas, I saw that row 1 was "reserved" (unusual for a PeopleExpress cattle-car), and grabbed the middle seat in row 2. Eventually every seat on the plane was taken save that first row and the captain announced that we'd be waiting just a minute or two more and then we could 'secure the cabin doors' and be on our way to Boston.
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Theismann: Confident in his Masculinity |
Moments later, huffing and puffing, into the cabin charge Redskins ace QB Joe Theismann and "That's Incredible" hostess Cathie Lee Crosby. Each in a floor-length fur coat!
The entire plane roars at the sight of their hometown quarterback and his gorgeous, glamorous girlfriend. Down they plunk into the row ahead of me.
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Cathy Lee: Catfight! |
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CLC - The Poster |
Not so restrained, the clown in row 3. Over my shoulder came a gasping, panting Redskins fan, with pen and airline in-flight magazine in his hand. Grunting and motioning 'forward', begging, pleading with me to tap Joe on the shoulder for an autograph. I shook him off, but he kept flailing, so I reached between the seats and interrupted our QB. "Excuse me," I said. As he looked back at me, I made a very exaggerated gesture back over my own shoulder, shaking my head, raising my eyebrows and shrugging as if to say "Guys like you and I, Joe - we have to put up with these 'little people' interruptions. I know it's a pain but we understand it comes with the territory!"

The two must have felt that they could slip away, for a moment during this magical "bye-week" bubble of time between the Skins' December 16th 29-27 final game victory over the St. Louis Cardinals, and their coming December 30th 23-19 playoff loss to the Chicago Bears.
Before his next Christmas, Theismann would suffer [see 0:50 in this clip] his terrible, career-ending injury during a sack at the hands of Lawrence Taylor of the Giants.

But on this day - helming the great Washington Redskins, flying high in a fur coat, in love with his sweet All-American girl, and with visions of Christmas sugarplums surely dancing in his head, Joe Theismann was on top of the world.
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And I was there with him!
Let's not forget: Cathy Lee played Wonder Woman before Lynda Carter did!